Please be informed that both of you are now banned from roaming around BDC area without adult supervision. Stunt both of you pulled last night ruined my reputation . As a (perasan) repectable neighbour, i will not allow any harm to those boys. Do not let them grow up assuming all older women are gatal.
If you must appeal, please contact ICJ i.e. my mother.
In the mean time i shall think of ways to manage the situation during raya open house...
c.c. Mayor, Kuching City South
4 comments:
Dear Miss Lara Croft
Please do not ban us for being polite and overly friendly. Being Malaysian, we should bersopan santun dan berbudi bahasa dengan jiran tetangga (especially your jiran).
Please dont be mad of us just bcos when we say goodnite to you, we always look over your jiran and not at you.
Maybe we can solve this matter over coffee at your place next time. I will make sure (but cant promise) both of us will behave.
xoxoxo
MRS KEANU
Twisted, yet noted. Will decide after we hear from the first defendant.
Dear Ms Lara Croft or more appropriatelym Mrs. Anthony Hopkins (ok, lame effort in sucking up haha...)
gee...i've never been banned from anything before...this is new haha..
i agree with mrs keanu. it's just our way of being friendly. Dont worry, those boys are safe (...for now muahahaa!!)
am going thru my masters' statistics 4 comm research module. I am SOOOOOO gonna die!!!
Hobbit
Dear Hobbit,
If you die Mrs Keanu will sapu all those boys. We don't want that to happen, right?
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