18 June 2008

Tanah Melayu Itch

This post is written and edited in three different states. Too complicated lah tek.

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Every decade (since the 80s) i somehow ended up studying in Melaya.

In a few hours time Round 3 will begin after a few ponek oversea attempts. Packing is 90% done, turned down mak's offer to cook tapau-able stuff. I have three months to survey food heaven island before deciding my order.

A few more FAQs:

Q : Why only one year?
A : Mixed mode programme

Q : Why not by research mode?
A : Sik tekabir. Plus am not so sure if i still want to be in academic line after this.

Q : Masters or PhD?
A : Masters la. Am not smarter than a fifth grader (like some people)

13 June 2008

Neighbourhood Watch - Final Episode

Dear Mrs Keanu and Hobbit,


Please be informed that both of you are now banned from roaming around BDC area without adult supervision. Stunt both of you pulled last night ruined my reputation . As a (perasan) repectable neighbour, i will not allow any harm to those boys. Do not let them grow up assuming all older women are gatal.

If you must appeal, please contact ICJ i.e. my mother.

In the mean time i shall think of ways to manage the situation during raya open house...


c.c. Mayor, Kuching City South